Let’s say that you have an online dating platform and you really really , truly like her.
You’ve finally got the confidence to slip into the DM of your friend’s DM and it’s certainly not making you feel uncomfortable.
Do you want to begin with the classic “heyyyyyy what’s up?” or a well-prepared clever, funny pick-up line to demonstrate that you’re interested in her? It’s theone that sets an atmosphere for your entire conversation. There’s no pressure.
You’ll only have the chance of sending that initial message. Let me paint a second image for you.
Your “HOW Are Yous” won’t get back immediately. However, addressing your potential partner with a well-crafted pick up line can help to level up your game.
1. Just wanted to let you know, you have some cute on your face.
2. Are you my laptop? Because you’re really hot and I’m concerned.
3. Are you from Tennessee originally? No? Oh, from where then?
4. Are you the COVID vaccine? Because I would never turn you down.
5. Are your parents bakers? They sure made a cutie pie.
6. Do you have an Instagram? My mom always told me to follow my dreams.
7. Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
8. I think I saw you on Spotify. You were listed as the hottest single?
9. My BBQ is broken, could you have a look at it? (What?) Oh, I thought you might be able to help, being smoking hot yourself and all.
10. Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
11. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet butt.
12. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
13. Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
14. I bet I know when your birthday is. October 10. Because you’re a 10/10.
15. Is your Bluetooth enabled? I feel like we could pair.
16. If you were a taser, you’d be set to ‘stun.’
17. If you were a Transformer, you’d be ‘Optimus Fine.’
18. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
19. Do you ever get tired from running through my thoughts all night?
20. You know, they say that love is when you don’t want to sleep because reality is better than your dreams. And after seeing you, I don’t think I ever want to sleep again.
21. Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
22. Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
23. I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
24. If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.
25. Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.
26. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
27. I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.
28. Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
29. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
30. Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.
31. Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.
32. If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album.
33. On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
34. You know, I always thought that Disneyland was the ‘happiest place on Earth,’ but that was before I got a chance to stand here next to you.
35. Want to go outside and get some fresh air with me? You just took my breath away.
36. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
37. Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
38. I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
39. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
40. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
41. I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
42. Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
43. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
44. I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
45. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
46. Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.
47. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
48. Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
49. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
50. You’ve got a lot of beautiful curves, but your smile is absolutely my favorite.